The world of sports has got many weirdos these days. As if Khali - the great Mahabali was not enough that our sweet, little turbanator Bhajji too has started playing turkeys on ground. Day before yesterday I was watching Khali falling flat on his face after being slapped by another monster; and last night, Bhajji slapped Sreesanth. Oh! Sreesanth cried so badly that even rocks would melt, watching him and I read in the newspaper that he cried for hours after that. Poor baby!
Well I do not know much about cricket, but I have observed one thing in past few days. Jab se Sachin paaji has got an injury and Bhajji is forced to take the captaincy of an over-hyped team, he looks very uneasy all the time... Over-conscious, just as a mountaineer keeps on checking all his tools again and again before the voyage starts, he too keeps on checking something . He must be irritated that even after taking such a hefty amount, paaji sits in the pavilion, wearing shorts, sharing gyan on cricket with commentators, while he has to manage a team that looks like half-cooked khichadi and then tell people why they lost. Arre they lost, because they didnt play well.. simple!

Anyway. I have all my sympathy for Santh; and Bhajji, mind your ways, you are loosing all the respect you had in my mother's heart. She loved you so much that you are the only son in the family and you have got so many sisters and you come from such a humble background.. and now you are spoiling your reputation. "Jyada hi dimaag kharab ho gaya hai....ladake pe haath utha diya", mumma said. Btw, I told her that Khali will be supporting Santh's team soon and Bhajji will have no place to hide once the tournament gets over. I am sure, Australians will be having a great time.

And now few words for Khali - the Mahabali. I don't know what he was doing that day. He first gifted his opponent a black chicken, so that he (the opponent) never feels hungry and then a goat, since Mahatama Gandhi used to drink Goat's milk and his opponent, this way, will never remain thirsty.

Arre baap re! Mahatma's diet plan for a Monster!

Anyway. Then the opponent took the mike and said, "my dear friend, I cannot tell you, how I am feeling now". I thought he will thank him for these gifts, but he punched our Khali - the great Mahabali on his face and he fell down flat, unconscious. And me and mom were laughing like hell .. over Khali's doordasha (condition). Btw, I am sure, no body knows more about Khali than AajTak people. Not even Khali himself. What he eats, what he wears, how he proposed to his wife, how many girl-friends he had, how many women have got crush over him, which brand of undergarments he wear (I never saw him wearing anything else), who was his first victim etc etc. Khali has grown so popular in the country that he may be asked to contest elections in near future. It will be fun watching the dirty devils being thrashed by a dare devil inside parliament. Khali ki lok-priyata ka andaaza isi baat se lagaya jaa sakta hai ki meri nani ji ne mujhe phone pe bataya, "arre bitiya.. aaj Khali ka match hai.. wo sabse mahabali hai..". My God.. nani you are too much... think about nana.. he is going maha-weak.