"Pyaar to hume bhi karna tha, par kuch khas nahi hua,
Tajmahal banane ka plan tha, par naksha paas nahi hua"
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Semi-english shayari -
"The janaza of mehboob nikala from the gali of mehbuba with lots of zor-shor,
mehbuba jhaaki from the door &
boli, "mar gaya haramkhor"
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Sardar ji being interviewed - "To bataiye PANI ke bina Insaan kaise marega?"
Sardar : "Pani nahi hoga to insan tairega (swim) kaise? Aur tairega nahi to doob ke mar jayega!!"
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Teacher to students, while distributing their final degrees : "bachchon, wada karo, tum daru nahi piyoge"
students, haath uthake : nahi piyenge
teacher : tum juan nahi kheloge, koi galat kaam nahi karoge
students : nahi karenge
teacher : tum har mahila ko respect doge, kabhi kisi ladaki ko chedoge nahi
students : nahi karenge
teacher : aur jab bhi desh ko tumhari jaan ki zarurat hogi, bina dare apni jaan de doge.
students : de denge...... waise bhi aise jaan ka hum karenge kya?
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